the curtains are just blue TO YOU. i get it though

it’s reach under your shirt to sleepily grab your own tits o’clock

dndspellgifs:

Amazon resorting to deleting negative reviews of Rings of Power on IMDB just cause they own it is super fucking humiliating for them but also demonstrates the problem that if like 4 companies own most of the internet that means they own both the media and all the sites that critique said media and you can say goodbye to any reliable consumer reviews of products on the internet

mr-phoenix-downer:

mr-phoenix-downer:

the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.

legallybrunette1997:

wait did we do what’s your lana del rey song? mine’s old money.

suggesting to the collective that we go see JAWS tonight as we are actively swimming in the ocean perhaps not my finest moment

maryland is so funny. sorry babe i can’t rub sunscreen on your back and sit and look at the ocean with you i have to plant my huge pole and raise my six variations of the “don’t tread on me” flag. yeah it’s gonna be a while.

it’s so hard being the only person online who is both hot and knows eyes wide shut (1999) is a masterpiece but i will do it anyway

kubrick really was like “eyes wide shut is my masterpiece i’m never topping this i can die now” and then did. have to respect it.

saw someone say that joe kosinski began the legacyquel trend with tron: legacy in 2010 like mister paul newman didn’t make the color of money in 1986 as his sequel to his 1961 film the hustler including choosing marty scorsese to direct and handpicking a young tommy cruise to be his co-lead and also his off-screen protégé where he taught him 1) how to race cars 2) how to be a geriatric smoke show and 3) how to micromanage your legacyquel until it’s perfect but still never pass the torch

anotomia:

i’ll stop being crazy once everything goes my way forever

string-star-lights:

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew it’s purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question