The Sign's Best Features
  • Aries: Your Teeth
  • Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the Black Market
  • Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protruding from your back.
  • Cancer: The blood you have spilled in my name.
  • Leo: The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years.
  • Virgo: Your tits.
  • Libra: The fear you've instilled in man over the past century.
  • Scorpio: Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned.
  • Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit.
  • Aquarius: How important your survival is to the existence of our universe.
  • Pieces: You're about to find out.